Hated/rival team kit design competition (closed)

Pretty straightforward - design a kit for a team that you hate or one that is a rival of your supported team.  Entrants must give a reason.

The competition will close 17th February.

Steevo.

UPDATE:

Winner:

MartinLeRoy's Ayr United kits were not only very good designs but I really liked the childish humour used on the sponsor as well.

Congratulations. Well done. etc

Special mention goes to the DF members that don't tolerate homophobia. Didn't think the competition would come to that and was hoping for more light hearted fun.

Thanks to everyone that entered.

Steevo