Pre match shirts are getting so loud to fleece fans of their cash, that one may as well add anything. So here it is. Team and images chosen at random so West Bromwich Albian with logs, a pie, petrol station and some dinosaurs (may work with the kids sales!) With added WBA colour splash and resurrection of old sponsor - No Smoking! Enjoy and wash your eyes afterwards. Boing boing!
I know you were going for nonsense- but I think you set up an interesting story about knowing where your products come from. Dinosaurs to petroleum, and what's in your pie? or who grew the ingredients. Anyways- I'd buy it for the dinosaurs alone, so pie is a bonus.