GTA, or Grand Theft Auto, as I, a metaphorical granddad, would have it, is undeniably a staple of modern culture. Accordingly, it surely deserves some football teams and - this is where we come in - some football kits.
Of course, with GTA largely set in the USA, the kits - and crests - delivered by this comp are really for soccer teams, so forgive me for that oversight. What I mean by that is, don't smash into my car with "yours", drag me out and make off in my vehicle, don't beat me up with a baseball bat, or shoot me in the face with any of your firearms, and certainly don't - seriously? - rape me.